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As they walk, our heroes are unaware of a sinister figure following them and watching their every move. It’s the dreaded NATTIE the NASTY. He’s been out trying to sell leaves to a few trees…)

Nattie: ah…ahh….ahhhh….Leaving so soon?
I can’t hear you. Why, my little party’s just beginning.
I’ll get you, my little uglies, and your bicycle tube too!! Ah…ahhhhh

(Nasty Nattie salivates at the thought of doing them in. His two cronies, Cranky and Craunky, catch up with him, handing him his Nasty Telescope and portable bush…)

5- NASTY NATTIE
Nattie: Wherever you are, your time is up
When Nattie the Nasty says
He’ll come to your room where your door is locked
And chop it to bits with his head
Cronies: He is no mortal man
Stronger than Superman
You’d better do just what he said or you will be dead
All 3: Nasty Nat-ty!

Nattie: Nobody wants to mess with me. Nobody dares.
Nobody wants to be my friend.
They think I’ll get them in the end.
But when all is said and done, I never carry any gun.

When you are alone, you’re indisposed
when Nattie the Nasty says
I’ll beat up your grandmother in her robe
Or kick your pet cat in the head

Cronies: He is not a nice guy
He’ll take the cream off your pie
Nobody ever messed with Nat, he’ll piss on your hat

( Nattie is beside himself with goulish nastiness )
Craunky: He can change you
Cranky: Re-arrange you
Both: He’ll punch your face in!
Nattie: I’ll punch Grandma – kick her wheelchair over

( He does a Nasty Dance as he and his henchpersons celebrate the future demise of our heroes. Unaware of danger, Seed & Chillum decide to go for it. The quest begins. The HOLY TUBE beckons to way to go…)

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from THE PANCHILLA GORILLA - 40th Anniversary Edition, released December 23, 1979
5- NASTY NATTIE (c. breetveld)
Lead Vocals- Hal “Nasty” Jordan Ketofsky
Drums- Dennis Diken
Percussion- Bill DiMartino
Backing Vocals- Dennis & Chris
Electric & acoustic guitars, bass, electronic piano- Chris
Screams- Lisa Nicole, Angela Amoroso, Carol Yanofsky, Anna Reyes

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The Breetles Princeton, New Jersey

The Breetles, an American power-pop band, are Chris Breetveld and anyone who plays Breetles songs, with or without him. They became one of the founding rocks of the "Kendall Park (New Jersey) Sound" starting around 1982. They have been described as the illegitimate flower-child of The Who, The Beatles, XTC, The Kinks, Mrs. Miller and Cheap Trick. Power-pop, cleverly-stupid, quiet is the new loud. ... more

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