We’ve updated our Terms of Use to reflect our new entity name and address. You can review the changes here.
We’ve updated our Terms of Use. You can review the changes here.

SQUARES IN PAIRS 2021 .​.​.​.​36th anniversary edition

by The Breetles

/
  • Streaming + Download

    Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    Purchasable with gift card

      $8 USD  or more

     

1.
LYSEE PAY FOR THE CHECK I'm feeling lucky from the first disaster I'm tired and stoney from the look you steal I'm feeling sorry if you think it is real it's not un-often that I sing this song a sorry offshoot from the mood I'm on a less desirous way to feel that you feel do we come here often? do I come here often? Leese, pay for the check I'm going through a hard time this month please, pay for the check - I'll get the tip, of yes an apparatus shifted from its place while I was driving/weaving toward your place I wonder why my engine made it home a new arrival to my bills this week, a course in "Surviving Economic Thrift" it cost $11.50, ain't that cheap? do I do this often? can I do this more often? Leese, pay for the check I'm going through a hard time this month please, pay for the check - I'll pay you back Lysee, pay for the check I'm going through a hard time this month please, pay for the check - I'll get the tip, of yes another story no fame and glory returns to rust in his sleep Lysee, pay for the check I'm going through a hard time this month please, pay for the check - right over there..... (c)Oct 24,1983 pub. Breet Music, BMI All rights reserved
2.
T.V. STATION she's driven to the beat of TV she dresses with a dozen names across her body her life is like a TV as she jogs and likes her meals in a bag and instant coffee she's been taken - T.V. Station she's got her act down pat she's always got a name where she sat and she's successful you'd never want to catch her disease she buys everything she sees on T.V. Station she's been taken - T.V. Station every six months she tries to throw her TV away (she's not home) she very well knows she might as well throw 'way her legs (she's gone home, TV's gone home) she's writing cover letters to show she hasn't hot a boyfriend below her subway station she does it like she sees on the box, to Burger Land for bagels and lox and she's a pepper no explanation - from T.V. Station she never had a friend to count on not once in her life (she's not home) the only one who listens to her is there on the stand (she's gone home, TV's gone home) she's calling out to T.V. Station she's falling in to TV state (c)1982 pub. Breet Music, BMI All rights reserved
3.
HANG ON TO EVERYTHING when you call I can't get away I'm in the back room making space in the air is history that I made lock of hair from my first date there are things you can't throw away like the prom tickets you have saved all the years, changes you've been through silly things mean a lot to you {chorus} hang on to everything... hang on to love, hang on to clothes hang on to everything now or then, even in-between playing cards with naked maitre d’s t-shirts from the Polo Grounds and you're glad there's money still around violins that you played in school pretty girls in photos in your book souvenirs from birthdays that you turned fuzzy pens and matches that you burned {chorus} hang on to everything... hang on to hope, hang on to soap hang on to everything it's not the rising sun to me or shivers brought on by the sea strange artifacts when you're no there they disappear into thin air {chorus} hang on to everything... hang on to you hang on to glue hang on to everything ©Jan 4,1980 pub.BREET MUSIC BMI All rights reserved
4.
I LIKE ALL KINDS OF GIRLS I like all kinds of girls, living in caves or at the beach girls who are real or slightly doctored up girls are true - girls come through walking the streets with a radio stuck to my head falling in love with three ladies walking ahead I like the girl next door she has a tan in mid-December I like a girl who makes me feel at home she don't hear - she don't care I see her face in the mirror as I start to shave why can't I take things calmly, start acting my age? Had a talk with the guy who cuts her hair on Sunday and he told me she's in love with the girl next door and she won't even know me I like all kinds of girls living in France with hearts so pure all kinds of girls are really something else (c)1980 pub. Breet Music, BMI All rights reserved
5.
NOT THE ONLY GIRL So you think that you are having fun and I know I'm not the only one cause you never think of what you've done such an innocent girl (they say she's going with a guy who thinks he's much too cool to cry) but you never stop and wonder why - (such an impulsive girl) you look pretty - make me fall down drop down on my knees you know I love you, thing the whole world of you honey please, please I'm living in a dream you're not the girl you seem you say things you don't really mean and I can see through you baby I can see fro a mile you get lonely, then you could call me casually I'd feel better if you wrote a letter back to me, please so you think you're having fun and I know I'm not the only one (but she never thinks of what she done) you're such an innocent girl such a smooth talkin' baby but you can always get over with your cover-girl smile I don't know why I still love you I don't know why {repeat} (c)1976 pub. Breet Music, BMI/ additional lyrics (c)1985Wabe Publishing All rights reserved
6.
7.
THEIR DAY lately he's been seen around the waters and he's wondering if he'll like the change of climate he'll be living alone except when she's home for their day he's been seen infrequently at borders he is lucky he was spared by a chance witness and he's making the bed and brushing his head for their day often he wishes that he had been more of a man missed by the spotlight, he took hold of his life and ran ran - for 17 blocks ran - but she was caught by the cops ran - he's as free as the shah ran - she was beat by the law but every six months she comes home for their day she walks nervously around the compound she is thinking 'bout tomorrow and her freedom she won't have to wear grey or fear in the night on their day they, with no quarrel had planned a withdrawal at bank camera surveillance recorded their every mistake faint - was the piercing alarm faint - as they twisted her arm safe - he changed his career rage - she got seven years but once every month she goes home for their day he seems more than collect tonight as he waits while she showers and he's not one to suspect tonight as he lays down to kiss her he can't see the blister at all this arrangement might be seen a strange one it was not delivered by unbridled passion modern science, you see can make him a she on their day (c)Oct 31-1982 pub. Breet Music, BMI All rights reserved
8.
I'M NOT CRAZY IT MUST BE YOU Move, and my pulse quickens check cardiograph speak, and I'm all listen stay on my behalf call my nouveau surgeon, wait to diagnose not it's oh so urgent she'll increase the dose {Time and time again I find myself escaping reality hour after hour there's no interest in this real world...} I'm not crazy, it must be you!!! Cut me loose from reason mind out for a run sleep into believing I'm still having fun touch me with your science don't care to explain when there's no compliance, I still feel no pain {heavily sedated, I get daily shots of new therapy I get so frustrated by this futuristic technology...} I'm not crazy, it must be you I'm not ready to be your other man I'm not crazy, it must be .....you!! I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE THERE'S TOO MUCH STATIC GOING ON TRANSLATION IN ENGLISH - SEE WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND IN HERE I'M AT THE MIDDLE EAR wait the dream is leaving deep was the night can't go on pretending I'm fine, I'm all right wait, I found the answer yeah, I found a clue I know I'm not crazy, guess it must be you {heavily sedated, I get daily shots of new therapy hour after hour there's no interest in this real world 'cause..} I'm not crazy, it must be you I'm not ready to cope I'm not ready to be your little man you've been looking the wrong way... I'm not crazy... it must be .....you (c)1983 pub. Breet Music, BMI, Laz Tunes, CCavallaro Music. All rights reserved
9.
SHE'S BUYING she's buying up towns, buying up homes buying upstairs, buying up she's buying up boats, buying up trains buying up city hall and you know darn well she bought Uncle Phil she's sad in her eyes, feeling alone buying the phone, she disconnects what she collects, what she can have she's buying up dad, buying up mom buying my plants, buying up she's buying a barn to hold reciepts buying accounting firms 'cause she likes guys in matching ties she's caught in a rut, no hope for hope no chance of chance caught in a bind, feeling alone what does she have? she's not very well she won't give details she's sailing her boat she bought the lake her big mistake nuclear.. plant on the far shore contaminate her private lake, uh oh and she's tuning green, her boat turning green the sky above her head is turning red fishes are dead man on the shore white hooded clothes she calls for help she's not looking well she calls out for help part of her want to be back in school back in the arms of an army fool intelligence leaks have found their way of putting her in the lake today she found it amusing, so it shows to broadcast secrets from coast to coast becoming a subject in a dossier a dangerous risk to the U.S.A. she's buying the nurse to keep her plugged in life support - hospital.. rules: visitors look thru tiny ports they only see her face and her outcast eyes her sleeping mind she's not looking well she blinks for help (c)Nov 20,1980 pub. Breet Music, BMI All rights reserved
10.
JOLENE Jolene, you say you want to be my friend we'll sail upon the Raritan Jolene is gonna be my friend Don't know too many girls as nice as you we'll bicycle to Princeton too I'm gonna make time for you Don't you really feel bad for me don't you read your mind? It's too hard to bear you could really be good for me Jolene, we argue over who goes first when neither would be worse let's talk about the good things first Do I really really feel bad for you? can't you read my mind? It's too much to bear I could really be good for you Jolene, you say you're gonna be my friend don't wait until the very end stop talking like it's the end {bridge} There'll be a time in your life when you will need some boy to show you how a girl should feel there'll be so much to sort out oh baby, stay please Jolene, we argue over who goes first when neither would be worse let's talk about the good things first (c)Aug 12,1982 pub. Breet Music, BMI All rights reserved
11.
WHY CAN'T I FEEL WHAT I SAY? why can't I feel what I say? I'll be knocking promoters if they don't produce what I say what can I say? the PA has got to be real I can't believe what I see there's a lonely old sound man who looks like has Hodgkin's disease what can he see? there's only one channel for me look at the crew they've got nothing to do cause there's just one suitcase our man on the board he's got only one cord a speaker's cracking jokes look at this trouble I'm in when I say to the crowd I can't hear me too loud in the mix I need a fix and the spies in my hat swear to this why can't I see where I be? there's two lights in this place but they're over by Pacman, not me I can't see Pete and he's jumping all over I can't believe what you say how the big rooms in town all have sound systems like a TV I can't hear ME I've got nothing to say or to see here in this mess I can't get a witness when it comes to contracts there'll be a clause-if I can't hear applause the beatings will come after the dying from the laughter now I can hear what I say there's an acre of speakers on both sides whenever we play (don't go away) there's so many speak's there's no room for seats but I hear myself anyway (c)1982 pub. Breet Music, BMI All rights reserved
12.
SUPERVISOR BLUES I ain't learned no grammar I ain't getting no wiser I can hit you with a hammer cause I'm your supervisor on a fine spring day you can smell the buttercup if you got sumptin to say, boy I'm gonna Write You Up 'cause I'm the supervisor I ain't no wiser or chic but I wear the WHITE badge and make 10 dollars more than you a week It's 9AM - you just got off the number 1 if you want to make it on time, you better run because something's gonna happen- it happens every time if it's 9:03, you're gonna be RED LINED!! 'cause I'm the supervisor a mental midget and a hack but my nose it too brown to give your union nose a whack it's 10 o'clock - you're feeling sick and nervous well that's just bad luck you gotta go to health service but the doctor's not in, that doctor's never there! you better come back downstairs and bill some Medicare 'cause I'm the supervisor my age is higher than my I.Q. I'm gonna watch you all day 'cause I ain't got nothin' better to do it's quarter to 5 - you head for the locker if that girl thinks she's gonna leave, I'm gonna dock her 'cause you know us superpeople don't care about the clock we never get overtime and we never get docked they call us supervisors - a classless bunch of whiney old wrecks but we're the ones you kiss it to 'cause we're the ones who'll hold up your CHECKS (c)1986 pub. Breet Music, BMI All rights reserved
13.
BELGIAN HOLIDAY 1. I always thought you'd be around when the air controllers let's my jumbo down I couldn't see you at the gate flying into Brussels several hours late I always thought you'd be around 2. I was flat you were in tune I made my overtures from the adjoining room romantic views, boats on the Scheldt you went off to college I was by myself I always thought you'd be around I knew that in the morning you would see the bus I'm joining heading out to port le mon du Charlemange I knew that in the evening all my gifts you're not receiving topping off another Belgian holiday 3. I was green you were in blue touring has a nasty way of changing hue every year, things are the same losing track of travelers checks and Belgian rain I always thought things are the same I knew that in the morning I would wake you with my snoring cutting down the trees in wooded Ardennes and finally in the eve, inspired by a Flemish painting we'd consummate our Belgian holiday It goes without much saying the Walloons were busy praying trying to save a soul but I was led astray while you were busy acting I was hastily contracting complications of my Belgian holiday (c)1983 pub. Breet Music/, BMI/ Joseph Hosey Music/ Peter Tomlinson Music. All rights reserved
14.
OBJECT D'ART uhh uhh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uhhh........ object d'art (c)1986 Chris Breetveld / Robert Rothschild pub. Breet Music. BMI All rights reserved
15.
16- HEY GIRL (eric block) daddy was a heartless pretender empty, unfeeling, unknown beat your mama down like a hammer just wouldn’t leave her alone she’d hold you and cry out her story so broken and bitter with pain she said, “child give your heart out to no one, no one” but hey girl you don’t have to work it that way, girl you’ve got to live in today, girl somebody’s waiting for you Learned your lesson well, sadder story no one would take you alive give the fellas hell, in your glory love that can cut like a knife you stare at a face in the mirror unbroken, unfeeling, unknown you’re alone with a heart meant for no one, no one but hey girl you don’t have to work it that way, girl you’ve got to live in today, girl somebody’s waiting for you you’ve got the shoes and the hat but you ain’t got no heart breaking the circle of pain is a start you stare at a face in the mirror unbroken, unfeeling, unknown you’re alone with a heart meant for no one, no one (repeat chorus) Words & music by Eric Block, ©1986 WABE publishing. All rights reserved
16.
CONDITIONAL ROMANCE You said you wanted out of our conditional romance you said you needed time to think about our engagement I thought we had it down, you started running away time was running out on us baby we should try to hold on to conditional romance or maybe we'd be best to move on while we still have the chance I thought it was the stress of our immature relations or maybe you got SAVED by a Christianic salesman our lives were going strong till you told me to scram how can I go on from here? baby we should try...etc. it's hard to think about the way that you do it hardly shows but I'm still thinking 'bout you you said it must have been just an optical illusion I saw you and my friend driving off for some seclusion it's not that i object, it's just you've taken my car but who can I protect you from? baby we should try to hold on to conditional romance baby we should try to carry on our conditional romance (c)Nov 19,1980 pub. Breet Music, BMI All rights reserved
17.
TROUBLE IN SCHOOL 1- he's sweeter than daddy and that is cool he wants to get married instead of school it's really gonna hurt when I say no he'll butter my bread, I'll burn his toast {chorus} boy, living that kind of life will get you in trouble in school, get you in trouble in school 2. he's smoking outside behind the gym the girls are keeping their eyes on him he says I'm the only one second isn't any fun {chorus} boy, living that kind of life..... who does he think he's fooling? I've had about all that I can stand and I'm not ready for dueling and how did this deal get out of hand? it's getting too hot to shout now the party is over and I'm getting out 3. I left him holding his faded dream I'm on my way out, won't fit the scheme it's really gonna hurt when I say NO will he hang on when I let go? {chorus} boy, living that kind of life..... (sax solo) it's getting too hot to shout now the party is over and I'm getting out {chorus} boy, living that kind of life will get you in trouble in school, get you in trouble in school (c)Nov 26, 1980 pub. Breet Music, BMI All rights reserved
18.
19.
20.

about

BREETLES album #1
35th Anniversary Edition

Written and Recorded from 1980-1986
We have SPIFFED it up a bit for 2020! Better sound through better mastering and re-mixing on a few cuts from ancient tape.

24-bit high-resolution re-issue:
©2021 NoFault Records, West Orange, NJ, USA /
(p)1986 TheBreetles

***AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM THE PRODUCER: These tracks are programmed to closely follow or connect with each other. For best results, please burn a GAPLESS cd! Happy squid fishing!

SQUARES IN PAIRS - the Breetles debut album,
issued 1986 on chrome cassette and reel-to-reel tape.
Produced by Chris Breetveld through NO FAULT on his own

All tracks recorded on 8-track Teac/Tascam tape machines, mixed to 1/4" tape at 15ips at:
TOWER Studios, Farmingdale, NJ
-Engineers: Chris Cavallaro, Chris Breetveld
Wabe Studios, Astoria Queens, NY
-Engineers: Eric Block, CB
PUMKINLAND, Kendall Park, NJ
-Engineers: Tom Reock, Rob Rothschild & CB
BreetWorld, West Orange, NJ
-Engineer: Chris Breetveld

Main Music pubisher: Breet Music, BMI All rights reserved. See individual songs for additional information

credits

released May 15, 1986

see individual song information

license

all rights reserved

tags

about

The Breetles Princeton, New Jersey

The Breetles, an American power-pop band, are Chris Breetveld and anyone who plays Breetles songs, with or without him. They became one of the founding rocks of the "Kendall Park (New Jersey) Sound" starting around 1982. They have been described as the illegitimate flower-child of The Who, The Beatles, XTC, The Kinks, Mrs. Miller and Cheap Trick. Power-pop, cleverly-stupid, quiet is the new loud. ... more

contact / help

Contact The Breetles

Streaming and
Download help

Redeem code

Report this album or account

If you like SQUARES IN PAIRS 2021 ....36th anniversary edition, you may also like: